| Agent from MIPA is my classic creepypasta. Some spiffy cosmic horror for the day. |
| Agent from MIPA is my classic creepypasta. Some spiffy cosmic horror for the day. |


Behind the LightMINISTRY FOR THE INVESTIGATION OF PARANORMAL ACTIVITY WASHINGTON, D.CBehind the Light
23. October, 2005 From: Agent Olaf Kaspar-Gottfried
MIPA FILE NO. 33-4219 LAB NO. 92475683-K
NOTES: Subject has requested that her name (Celia Benford) be kept on record rather than being assigned a number. Despite the fact that I have organized this interview, I had Peter Jensen be the interviewer because my duties required that I be elsewhere at the time.
Due to the fact that Benford herself has not fallen victim to Interplanar Distress, no sedation for her has been required.
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Norm On TapeWouldn't you like to have your very own Norm On Tape? It's hours of fun, and easy to use! Watch this. Just play the tape, and Norm comes to life on your television screen right before your eyes! Watch Norm dance and sing! Why, this Norm can do anything! You can talk to Norm, and he'll talk back to you. There's ten different languages too!Norm On Tape
But wait! There's more!
Press fast forward, and watch Norm age until his flesh falls off his bones leaving nothing but a dusty skeleton. But get this, he's still alive, and can dance and sing like he did in life! Norm can live forever, even if you rewind him out of existence! Wow! B
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"We are all failures - at least, the best of us are."
Hey fellow dollers! I'm running a post apocalyptic doll pageant called Apocalypse 2009. Check it out if you get the chance!
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Two men are standing on a battlefield. One man kills, and the other man dies.
Neither of them are the last man standing.
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Copyright Tracy J. Butler
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This is Jak, and this is Daxter
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Two men are standing on a battlefield. One man kills, and the other man dies.
Neither of them are the last man standing.
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( O_o)
\( '__'
(| O |) (-_-)
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This is Jak, and this is Daxter
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Two men are standing on a battlefield. One man kills, and the other man dies.
Neither of them are the last man standing.
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( O_o)
\( '__'
(| O |) (-_-)
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This is Jak, and this is Daxter
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