Hey hey you you
I dun liek ur Mudkipz
No way, no way
You need another Pokemon
Hey hey you you
I could trade you Pokemon

Hey hey you you
I know you like Torchic
No way, no way
No, it's not a secret
Hey hey you you
I'll trade you my Torchic

It's very fast, knows fire blast, it's so delicious
I train it all the time, it even has the PokeRUS
Don't you know what it can do to win a Pokefight

Don't pretend I think you know I'm a Pokemon master
Damn right, I'm teh uber-leet haXor!
I can tell you wanna trade and you know I'm right

Mudkip's like, so whatever
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what Serebii's talkin' about!

Hey hey, you you
I dun liek ur Mudkipz
No way, no way
You need another Pokemon
Hey hey, you you
I could trade you Pokemon

Hey hey you you
I know you like Torchic
No way, no way
No, it's not a secret
Hey hey you you
I'll trade you my Torchic

I can see the way, I see the way you battle with me
And even when your Mudkip wins I know it's less than me
I know it just keeps fainting all the time again and again

So come over here and tell me what I wanna hear
Better yet, make your Mudkipz disappear
I don't wanna hear you liek them ever again

Because...

Mudkip's like, so whatever
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what Serebii's talkin' about!

Hey hey, you you
I dun liek ur Mudkipz
No way, no way
You need another Pokemon
Hey hey, you you
I could trade you Pokemon

Hey hey you you
I know you like Torchic
No way, no way
No, it's not a secret
Hey hey you you
I'll trade you my Torchic

In a second you're back at the Pokemon Center
'Cause I can, 'cause I can battle better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in
It's a meme, what the hell were you thinking?

Hey hey, you you
I dun liek ur Mudkipz
No way, no way
You need another Pokemon
Hey hey, you you
I could trade you Pokemon

Hey hey you you
I know you like Torchic
No way, no way
No, it's not a secret
Hey hey you you
I'll trade you my Torchic